Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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