Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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