Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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