well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm always down for nudity.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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