Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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