I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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