I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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