One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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