Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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