He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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