Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
