I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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