Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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