Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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