I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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