i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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