i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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