yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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