Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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