redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
