god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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