He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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