It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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