And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
why is half of my head shaved?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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