Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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