Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We have so much sex to catch up on
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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