why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
