I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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