There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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