At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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