If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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