Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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