Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Come share oat with me in your robe
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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