But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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