Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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