Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
