But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
