Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
that is very illegal...i love you.
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