Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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