i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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