I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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