She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just found puke in my bra..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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