Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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