I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Let's get the cat blown out
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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