Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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