I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She has the best kind of daddy issues
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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