I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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