Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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