Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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