Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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